13 reasons Jesus was NOT a socialist

Early this week, American pundit Stephen Colbert claimed that Jesus was a socialist. Now this is nothing new, but it's entirely bogus. Leftist and Liberals love to paint Jesus as some sort of hippy pacifist who was all about every Western Socialist talking point.

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Let go of that hamburger! (Jesus already slaughtered your sacred cow.)

I've noticed so many people love me for what I have to say, that I tear down and mock the sacred cows of Churchianity - until it gets time to talk about their Bessie. That cow is sacred, and they leave me in their anger. It's not my message - I'm here to remind everyone that there is not a single sacred cow that Jesus didn't slaughter when He went to the cross and it's time people let go of their hamburgers - that cow is already dead.