Catholics Say The Craziest Things

When H E L L freezes over, melts, and freezes indefinitely, this will happen. (Will never happen.)
Submit to Who?
“Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.” – James 4:7
This is why you should always #CrackYourBible.
What Have Catholics Told You?
Let me know in the comments what sort of crazy, heretical things Catholics have told you to do!