Unfaithful Israelites Want That Dick

Remember when I told you to check out Ezekiel 23 about a week ago to talk about “offensive language” in the Bible?

Wow! Christians have no idea just how explicit God’s Word actually is!

God Unloaded On Israel In Ezekiel 23:19-20

Read it for yourself;

“Yet she turned to even greater prostitution, remembering her youth when she was a prostitute in Egypt. She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.” – Ezekiel 23:19-20 NLT

Have You Ever Seen A Donkey?

I’m in Oatman, Arizona, where wild donkeys roam the town! Seeing these donkeys hammered home that God’s doesn’t care about your virgin ears.

Not only that, after seeing donkeys in real life, it’s clear that modern Christians have zero understanding of most of the agrarian imagery in the Bible.

While you might not understand the verbal beatdown God gave the ancient Israelites in Ezekiel 23, anyone living in an agrarian society understood the message loud and clear.

God Doesn’t Mince His Words

This donkey and another male donkey began fighting and kicked a car. Luckily I was able to snap this picture beforehand:

Does this photo give you a better idea about how angry God was with Jerusalem for worshipping other gods?

You can be offended all you want, but God straight up told the Israelites that they were horny for donkey-sized dicks.

Yeah.

He really said that.

And it’s in the Bible (if you’re reading a copy that wasn’t censored to death.)

Just a reminder

Animals don’t wear pants. If you have a problem seeing an animal, that should indicate how far down the legalism hole you’ve fallen.

Check Out More Donkey Photos

There are more pictures and a video of some baby donkeys I saw in Oatman on my Instagram and Twitter (@rachelnstephens for both accounts.)